10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."