10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant