10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson