10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."