10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."