10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."