10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.