10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "No river, no fish."