10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Welcome to kicker school
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.