10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"