10 Random Poker Quotes

"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
im going to 2 out you to death
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
You have to piss with the dick you have
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.