10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier