10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
in the poker game of life women are the rake
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
"No river, no fish."
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05