10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from