10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• It's Free To Fold...
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth