10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.