10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.