10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."