10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "No river, no fish."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.