10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.