10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.