10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel