10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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