10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.