10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker