10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.