10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)