10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth