10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.