10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright