10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.