10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer