10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer