10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.