10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers