10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."