10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP