10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.