10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.