10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.