10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio