10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.