10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus