10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.