10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Fold and live to fold again