10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."