10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]