10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.