10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.