10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "No river, no fish."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.